For Those Who Are Watching What They Eat…
You might have seen this one, as it has made it’s way across the internet and probably landed in your inbox like it did in mine. Nevertheless, it gave me a little chuckle despite the stupid premise, so I’ll share it here.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all thos conflicting nutritional studies.
- The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The French drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Dave September 1st, 2008 12:57 pm
Of course, not all Americans speak English, so those Americans should be fine.
chika September 1st, 2008 12:58 pm
lol!
kinzi September 1st, 2008 5:03 pm
LOL!!! Dave, I didn’t get this email, too funny!
Summer September 1st, 2008 10:53 pm
i guess being an American kills you? funny post and good to read from you!
Jad September 2nd, 2008 1:56 am
LoL
Verbal Alchemy September 2nd, 2008 5:55 am
LOOL! good one