The Gnomes Are Coming!

Shoebox blog has a funny little piece on ‘What Would Be Different If Gnomes Take Over The World’.

  • everyone will be more beardy
  • “Must be less than this tall to ride.”
  • no pointy hats, no curly shoes, no service.
  • state names legally changed to Gnebraska, Gnorth Dakota and and Gnevada.
  • that “Short People” song will get even less air time
  • airlines can offer first class legroom without changing a thing
  • Smurficide. Lots and lots of Smurficide.

3 Responses So Far

  • Farah

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    You’re back!

  • kinzi

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    Cute!!! Very glad you are back. I was thinking of you guys a couple days ago, wondering you are faring with re-entry. :) No pictures of son in front of the Liberty Bell?

  • Qwaider قويدر

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    It’s been a while old friend … are you really back?!

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