A Formal Apology
In the 1972 comedy, What’s Up Doc?, Babara Streisand’s character coos that “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” while batting her eyelashes. In response, Ryan O’Neal’s character responds, “That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard.” John Lennon said, “Love means having to say you’re sorry every fifteen minutes.”
And so for those times when you have to say your sorry every fifteen minutes, there is now a Formal Apology Notice. You just fill in a few blanks, check some options, and ta-da — you’re forgiven (hopefully).
I recommend that you men go ahead and download this in preparation for Valentine’s Day, because there’s a good chance you’re going to screw something up. I’m just warning you in advance. And go ahead and make a couple hundred copies to use for the rest of the year, while you’re at it.
Source: electro-plankton
Qwaider قويدر February 13th, 2008 10:17 am
HHEHEHEHEH!
THAT is sooooooooo funny! Especially the filled out form … poor dude is in the dog house !!
LOL!
Classic!
Firecracker February 13th, 2008 11:05 am
Poor guy (that filled in the note)….I feel very sorry for him (he’s whipped apparently)
However; I can’t stop laughing…seriously man: HILARIOUS :))))
coffeegirl February 13th, 2008 11:32 am
The next ‘logical’ step should be introduction of a Formal Apology Acceptance/Refusal Notice:)
kinzi February 13th, 2008 2:21 pm
Grow up, Helen…just be glad he learned from his mom to put the lid up.
Certain short males in our house ’save time’ by leaving it down. Not having perfected aim while sleepy,and having only 15% of flow make target, causes those of us sitters to slide off in the middle of the night. :S
Batoul February 14th, 2008 2:50 am
LOOL @ Kinzi’s comment, omg! lol
The filled out form is hilarious. I think more men are bound to fill this out. hehe
kinzi February 14th, 2008 9:33 am
Batoul, yea, sorry to be gross! Mothers of boys never do stop buying anti-bac wet-wipes.
Ya muskiin, rijaal, I feel for them!
Dave February 14th, 2008 11:44 am
Just for the record, I never, ever leave the toilet seat up. If you don’t believe me, ask my wife.
Hal February 14th, 2008 1:05 pm
That’s it. I’m hiring your form-making abilities. I mean it.
Rants and Rambles: Happy Zift Emkharee Day February 14th, 2008 1:36 pm
[...] that you are intending to hit on her/him, and whether or not you have the permission to proceed. Dave can help in creating the form.I seriously can’t take this anymore. THIS SUCKS. Only me. Only ME gets the 40-something-year-old [...]
Dave February 14th, 2008 2:17 pm
Hal, I didn’t develop the form (unfortunately). I just happened to find it on the internet. But I did create the filled-out form, digitally, of course.
But I can still create a pretty mean form, so I’m happy to offer my assistance for all your form needs.