Most Embarrassing Moment

One of my son’s assignments in his school journal was to write about his most embarrassing moment.

MY WIFE: “Ok, it says here that your teacher wants you to write about your most embarrassing moment.”

MY SON: “I don’t want to. I don’t want to tell her.”

MY WIFE (intrigued): “Why? What is it?”

MY SON (with a sheepish grin): “I gave myself a wedgie once. On purpose.” :D

15 Responses So Far

  • kinzi

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    Just to see what it was like? Probably safer than trying it on an older sibling. :D

  • Dave

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    Kinzi, apparently. Everyone does goofy stuff like that when they are young.

  • Hal

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    AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! Oh man, that’s hilarious. Funny kid.

  • Khaled

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    How can you give yourself a wedgie, its a bit hard. :P

  • 7aki Fadi

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

    I rarely laugh out loud when I read things but this time I did.

    So why did he do it?

  • Qwaider قويدر

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    LOL! .. that’s such a cute kid! What about you Dave?

  • T

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    Am I now going to embarrass myseslf by asking what does ‘wedgie’ mean????!!! Is it an Americanism?

  • Maioush

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA, kids can be so cute :)

  • J

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    Wikipedia “wedgie” entry

  • mm

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    T, for all those slang terms you don’t know, there is urbandictionary.com. :)

  • Dave

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    Khaled, I’m sure it’s possible…somehow.

    Qwaider, I’ve never given myself a wedgie but I’ve done other stupid, embarrassing things. And no, I’m not telling. :D

    T, both J and MM provided links. Have fun reading. :)

  • Firas

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    You may be turning into your average Jordanian thug, but your kid is truly American!

    God Bless.

  • Hal

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    Oh just tell the guy. T, a wedgie is when your underwear is riding up your ass. It’s quite uncomfortable and calls for digging into your ass crack to fish said underwear out of there.

    And Khaled, I have a feeling you just tried to give yourself a wedgie, didn’t you.

    :D

  • ziad d

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    isn’t wearing a thong automatically imply a self-administered wedgie? I don’t know how people can stand wearing those.

  • Moey

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    HAHAHAHA! he is fun, with that gameboy, he must have been like “fun” to have at home hahahahaha! well, don’t feel bad kid.. I’ve been through that wedgie yourself part! and gave many people wedgies too, specially girls just to find out they’re wearing their g-strings (censor that for the kid dave :P)

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