All I Want For Christmas…
What I really want for Christmas is some long, pointy-toed shoes. There’s nothing like having your feet look 8 inches longer than they actually are.
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UmmZaid December 8th, 2007 4:40 pm
Thou needest spikey hair and tight jeans to go with those shoes. Otherwise, the look will not be complete. (Ciggie hanging out of the mouth optional).
Moey December 8th, 2007 5:47 pm
HAHAHA! Dave sometimes you are more random than me lol
Mazz December 8th, 2007 7:25 pm
how about some snake skin shoes?
Moey December 8th, 2007 8:23 pm
ew ew ew mazen ew
Qwaider قويدر December 8th, 2007 9:02 pm
Don’t believe the rumour Dave, bigger shoes don’t automatically translate to a bigger … well you know what!
But you never know, maybe a bigger truck will compensate more for you. Who knows
But I feel sorry for you. You can pray god (harder) and maybe ask one of the p-enlargement emails for help
LOL
(I’m just kidding, I hope you didn’t get too Jordanised and lost your sense of humour by now)
Firas December 8th, 2007 9:46 pm
Good Good,
Hopefully by Christmas you’ll look something like
http://www.osamahajjaj.com/cartoonImages/cartoon126.jpg
Hal December 9th, 2007 9:08 am
I’ll help with this transformation and provide you with a tub of cheap gel to get you going.
Dave December 9th, 2007 11:37 am
Umm Zaid, you think that would be a good look on me?
Moey, I’m not there yet.
Mazen, I’m not sure the chicks would dig it like they would a pair of black leather “Ronald McDonald” shoes.
Qwaider, I was thinking it was bigger hands? Nevertheless, thanks for your concern for my…well being.
Firas, that about covers it. I’ve always gotten a kick out of the Malcom X mirror air fresheners. No one around here gets it. Kind of like the Che Guevara stickers and shirts. Clueless.
Hal, so would you stroke your fingers through my stiff, greasy locks?
Hal December 9th, 2007 2:33 pm
EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Firas December 9th, 2007 11:55 pm
Why is the sky blue? Why does chicken taste like chicken?Why earth is flat?
Same here, there is no explanation. It just caught on (no creativity and no taste) , why and how I don’t know. We tried pushing the Confederate flag merchandise, but it didn’t work.
Don’t worry you are doing good: I hope you understood the cartoon. You already got the shoes covered, American license plate,cheap gel courtesy of Hal. All you need now to do is pimping your car- Jordanian style.